Marquee

[figment]

We get to choose what to put on the marquee at the Varsity on our wedding day. What fun! Also, this seems like an ideal subject for lj.

Restrictions: 3 lines, no more than 15 characters per line

Current idea:
JOE AND BETH
GOT HITCHED
OMGBBQ!

So tell us, oh lj, what do you think we should put on the marquee?

Comments

[strawberry-tart.livejournal.com]

JOE AND BETH
2 SOULS UNITED
LET'S PARTY!

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

A haiku is definitely the right idea. I'll think about it more.

B

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

You could go totally LOLcat:

JOE AND BETH
CAN HAZ MARRIAGE
OMGLOLBBQ!

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

Whoops, looks like I'm off on the characters.

CAN HAZ MARRIED works... I think.

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

The line is "OMGWTFBBQ".

B

[gunn.livejournal.com]

I think the idea is to avoid having to explain to elderly family members, what that stands for.

[msmaryclare.livejournal.com]

Beth & Joe Forever!

or

Beth & Joe
7-24-09 til death

[azure-armand.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[azure-armand.livejournal.com]

TONIGHT
BJ PARTY
FREE BEER

all of that is completely true and informative.

[pied-piper70.livejournal.com]

TONITE
JOE AND BETH
FTW!

[evaluna68.livejournal.com]

And you swear that the reasons that one of the few Spanish slang terms that you know means "stripper pole" was purely because of your buddies in Mexico...

[cloudscudding.livejournal.com]

JOE <3 BETH
TO INFINITY
AND BEYOND!

[whitefox77.livejournal.com]

You have my vote :)

[septemberish.livejournal.com]

JOE AND BETH
SITTING IN TREE
K I S S I N G

[sinister-dr-x.livejournal.com]

JOE AND BETH
MARRIED
HELLS YEAH

[fayde.livejournal.com]

It's too early in the morning to think of something my self. But I liked Strawbery_Tart, Cloudscudding, and Dr.X's ideas. And you won't have to explain to people what the letters stand for.

Azure's idea is funny, but I would hate to have you wedding crashed by desperate frat boys, or the like.