Yesterday's Fortune - Today's Poll!

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[Poll #1028760]

Comments

[amblypygid.livejournal.com]

It means that gay marriage will soon be legal!

[birdfigment.livejournal.com]

Then I hope the fortune cookie has awesome powers of prediction!

[spacebug.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Azure has been known to wear makeup...

[tomscud.livejournal.com]

Hey, you left off the all-important "ticky box!" option. Dammit.

[birdfigment.livejournal.com]

It's true! You HAVE to vote to know the results! Haha!

[sinister-dr-x.livejournal.com]

Many people don't know this but in the ancient chinese tradition, fortune cookies were actually a method of communication between men, without their wives knowing. Secretly these men would put small notes in little orange cookies to try to pass them without the other sex seeing them. This proposition was obviously doomed to failure as the women occasionally enjoyed opening them too and found the notes, so rather than admitting the fad, men started putting fortunes in the cookies... most of them. And occasionally you'll still get hanger's-on that are messages from one guy who works at the fortune cookie factory to another, but the message accidentally falls into the bagging machine...etc.

[whitefox77.livejournal.com]

In a past life you got married to a woman, and left "till death do you part" out of your wedding vows. In this life you are destined to be next door neighbors with this person, and will thus be "together" for a majority of the rest of your lives.

Okay, that was too thought out to actually be funny. Oh well...

Then again it might be the first option. Maybe you and Fayde got married one of those nights we all went back to your place after Ground Zero, and we were all too drunk to remember...

[whitefox77.livejournal.com]

Hmm, now that I've finished reading the rest of my Friends page, I think I have to re-cast my vote to option 2:

"my tastes are closer to those of a 15 year old girl" azure_armand

[silmarian.livejournal.com]

Well, there are any number of people who could do weddings at CONvergence... just how drunk WERE you guys?

[elfie-elfie.livejournal.com]

I call my dishwasher my "wife". This means you will never have your most useful and favourite major household appliance crap out on you. :-)

[saracura.livejournal.com]

As in my beautiful relationship, you may frequently play the more "dominent" role, thus being the boy...

Sorry, That One Was For Me

[kaulis.livejournal.com]

Yours was supposed to read, "Your life will change subtly—forever—in the third-floor storage closet."

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[gomi-no-sensei.livejournal.com]

Joe is secretly a girl.

[gunthar.livejournal.com]

'wife' is a typo for 'knife'.

You will become a very well adjusted serial killer.

That's easy!

[ramanujan.livejournal.com]

It's vacuously true! You don't have a wife, therefore, any statement about what kind of life you will have together can be said to be true. If the hypothesis is negated, it doesn't matter what the conclusion is, the implication is still true. Ipso cognito ergo hacto.